bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

Hoo ride

to participate in a drive by shooting

You ready to Hoo Ride on these fools? Get the straps, blood.

riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding