eren has acquired the drip

eren yeager acquires the drip 😳

Armin: Mikasa! Eren has acquired the drip
Mikasa: no one has ever acquired the drip, im afraid he's too powerful now...
Levi: what are you brats talking about
Armin: he has acquired the...
Levi: the what???
Armin: 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏
Levi: we've risked our lives to try and acquire the drip
Armin: how did eren acquire it
Levi: *leaves*
*Eren walks in with 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏*
Mikasa: Ereh...
Armin: *shocked stare*
Eren: I hate you Mikasa, you don't have the drip
Mikasa: Ereh *cries*
Armin: you've gone too far Eren
Eren: *walks out with 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏*

6👍 1👎

Ur Race has Gays

The fucking trump daddy comeback of all comebacks. Combining the Ur category with the fact that anyone’s race, does in fact, contain gays, immediatley links the gayness to the person. It is invinible to the comeback “No U.” While it is a suicidal one, it is the worst possible comeback, regardless of what anyone else says.

Timmy: Hey Billy, ur mom gay.
Billy: No U.
Timmy: Ur Family Tree LGBT.
Billy: Hey Timmy?
Timmy: Yes?
Billy: Ur race has gays.
It is like every atom in his body feels like it has exploded with nuclear force, and his Brain feels every bit of it. Timmy is immediatley erased from existence as his mortal body cannot handle the very existence of the comeback. Billy is also erased from existence, as the comeback inevitably affects him and hits him with full force. But it was all worth it. As Billy won the argument.

ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

always has your back

If somebody "always has your back" it means that they are always there to support you, protect you, help you, etc.

Your best friends, family members, etc. are people that usually always have your back.
-your best friend always has your back in times of need.

62👍 18👎

Hoo-ha

a word meaning the same as any other after making an accomplishment. i started it last year by accedent.

Me after beating a friend at a video game :"HOO-HA!! I win you lose i rule you suck!!

3👍 94👎

she has a white liver

Something that guys would say about a woman who can't get enough sex

That girl wants to have sex all day everyday she has a white liver

18👍 5👎

my ship has come in

when you finally succeed and accomplish something big

When Sherri hit the mega milllions she was excited and screamed "my ship has come in."

8👍 1👎