A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it
Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020
a person with a great sense of style, who is very smart and quite pretty although she's very lazy. great legs; doesn't usually date guys; very active on social media; very few best best friends but huge load of acquaintances
- "oh my god, look at mai chi ! she has good grades, she has a great social life and she dresses well !"
A Tyler May is a super sexy guitar playing badass who is frequently seen sporting a beard so attractive the ladies faint with lust.
Girl A: Omg, Tyler May is here!
Girl B: Too bad he's married.
The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.
I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.
National send your boyfriend multiple Titty pics, of all kind
Hey it's may 19th,
Girl, ok I'll send you soapy ones too
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Gracie-Mai's are not to be messed with because their most common colours are red, they wear red, see red and bleed red. If you are friends with a Gracie-Mai you should feel blessed because they have a small social group and don't enjoy the company of people. Gracie-Mai's are also very family orientated and would do anything to keep her family safe. Gracie-Mai's are very self-conscious and don't like it if people stare at them for more than three seconds. Overall Gracie- Mai's are kind and compassionate in times when their close friends or relatives need them.
Gracie-Mai helped me when I was having a panic attack today
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool
person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.
Eli: Guess what day it is!
Girl: it's May 12th, is it important?
Eli: it's only the national day to kiss me!
Girl:Well if you insist!