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A person (jack Loughran ) who is addicted to the consumption of a e-cigarette (vape)
Fuck off jack your not having a go of my bine your a bine-addict.
ben addict apall is the act of being appalled when your friend Ben is addicted to cocaine.
"Omg he's doing it again! Look at him pull it out of his pocket it's like he has a whole stash in there! I am ben addict apall!!!"
Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction
No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..
See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
Something that affects 50 % or so of health care providers and police.
That guy suffers from intergenerational addiction, his grandma's a cook his grandfather is still enthused by flight and was addicted to airshows, addiction to nuclear weapons
An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.
credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.
"Who's that?"
"That's f1 addict!"
Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.