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When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
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It is preformed by two men placing their anuses together. One of the men proceeds to poop forcing the poop from his anus into the other mans. The other man then poops the other mans poop onto his chest.
Gay dude 1: Would you like an Alaskan Oil Exchange?
Gay dude 2: Why yes. I love poop.
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The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye
Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation
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When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.
He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.
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To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets
Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles
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Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
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When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.
After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.
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