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Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)
Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer
Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.
Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Austin: Do I make you horny?
Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..
(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.
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Always getting distracted from your work by another person, even if you are completely uninterested in the conversation. Often, said person is very annoying and idiotic.
"I was trying to finish my math homework, but I got hit by the Austin Effect."
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A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.
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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!
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this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.
we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin
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Stain , something that's all over; usually sleeping, and stinks
"Wow! The Austin today is crazy!"
"Something really stinks like shit"
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He is the dumbest person you will ever meet he is lives to date guys he is really gay for guys and loves his boyfriend
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The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
I want to be Like
The Austin Horton
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