burrito ape

Mexican, illegal alien, wetback, taco chimp, beaner, spic, greaser, greaseball, cholo, bean muncher

All the graffiti showing up in the neighborhood are the work of those stinking burrito apes.

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Ape Hangers

When a woman has giant hairy pussy lips

Guys I was going down on shealia last night and she had giant ape hangers! I got out of there as fast as I could

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Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

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After APs

A frame of mind that a high school student has after taken his/her Advanced Placement tests in early May, which dictates that the remainder of the semester no longer matters. Usually includes general indifference and cutting school to masterbate.

T: Aye mami, wanna cut class and come to my house today?
L: No, but maybe after APs.

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DM;AP

Doesn't Matter; Ate Pie

He also once pulled a pie out of his jacket pocket and proceeded to eat it in the middle of class. A full pie.
-"DM;AP"

Bob: "What'd you have for dessert?"
Tom: "Pie, what'd you have?"
Bob: "DM;AP"

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statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

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ape shit

Referring to the way apes take a shit, in an explosive manner

"Yo bredrin, im gonna be back in 20 minutes, i have to take a serious ape shit!"

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