April 28

April 28th is national grab a dick day and it is also national make out day. This is a day where girls all around America grab dick. It is also a day where couples must make out non-stop( don’t be scared to participate, he will like the first one, I promise) ( like fr fr if u wanna do it, do it,)

It’s april 28, grab that dick
It’s april 28, gimme that tounge

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April 13

April 13, is a day to do the freakiest shit you can and cant get judged for it. Good luck. And get your freak on

Get your april 13th on

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April Fools

A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"

Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"

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April 20

Its 4/20 lets smoke some weed

Klinn: Dingo its April 20 u got it
Dingo: Yup its 420 time

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April 18th

National kiss your girlfriend day

On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend

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April 22

National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.

Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!

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April 15th

It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.

“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”

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