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Asian Delight occurs when an asian woman who has been sexually repressed by the unsatisfying, microscopic, asian penis finally has a chance to enjoy the penis of a man of another race i.e.(black, caucasin, or latino). She marvels at the size and the amazing enjoyment that is derived by being pleased by a substantially larger penis. This state of euphoria is often refered to as Asian Delight. After experiencing Asian Delight many Asian women vow never to entertain another Asian man again!
Quanlee just broke up with Wong last week and decided to go out to the bar and party. She got drunk and accidently went into the men's room where she saw several guys taking a piss. After seeing how much larger their penis' were than Wong's she imediately went into Asian Delight and let all of them fuck her there on the spot. Now she wants nothing to do with the tiny asian penis.
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When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.
Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.
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A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
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a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
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An Asian, usually a student, who, while scoring 90's in all of their tests, is a ultimate socialite, sports star, and so cool you forget that he's asian.
"Jimmy Wong just scored 98% in that math test!"
"Ye and I hear he made the the Varsity Basketball team!"
"OH yea and Stacy Sexxxy wants to suck him off!"
"Man, he's such Asian Steel."
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When there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind
OMG look out, its an asian invasion. Duck and Cover!
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When a man and woman are having anal and the man pulls out, places his dip in her butthole, and then continues having anal.
I like the cool rush of a menthol asian dipstick.
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