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When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick
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A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".