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What your mom calls you when you are crazy.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
Using compliments to butter someone up so that they can share whatever they're eating
OMG are you bagelling me for my ice-cream?!
what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis
"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"
The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.