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Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.
"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"
"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."
"Dear God, what happened?"
*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"
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Justin Bieber, A highly attractive 16 (almost 17) Pop singer from Stratford Ontario. He is known for having great hair and a nice voice. He has 29 songs, 4 albums, 1 movie, 18 awards, and is nominated for 2 Grammies on Feb 13th. He plays 4 instruments including, Drums, Guitar, Piano, and Trumpet! He is not liked by many because they are either jealous, or do not like his music, but there is no reason not to like him. His fans come up with different names including, Beliebers, The Biebs, Biebergasm, JB, ect. He was discovered by Scooter Braun and Signed by Usher Raymond. He started putting up videos on youtube to send to family members and friends that could not make it to his Stratford Idol competition. He has now over 7,000,000 followers on twitter. His favorite colors are purple and blue. His movie is called Never Say Never which is an insprirational story about how he became discovered. He is a very kind person and likes to pray when he has the chance. Many people are afraid to admit they like him. Hes 5'7". He also has a tatoo on his right hip area of a bird. His father and mother divorced when he was a young boy, and now has a half brother and sister, (Jaxon and Jazzy). Go watch his movie! You wont regret it!
Don't mess with Justin Bieber Belieber army, there scarier than a real one.
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Some kid who sings. He's not actually bad in comparison to what is out there, but in comparison to what SHOULD be out there, he's not good. Same goes for his lyrics but since we are in a phase where one good reframe is enough for a good song, there's actually nothing wrong with him.
He has looks and he has a decent personality compared to, for example, some boy you'd meet regularly in your life. People who hate on him are following a fad or have some kind of personal problem, most likely esteem issues, but there are many other famous people in the world who should be hated much more for similar reasons people claim is why they hate him (i.e. him being talentless instead of him being good-looking and talentless).
He's as arrogant as a typical teenage boy and his voice is rather high, but both he will probably grow out of, similar to how there is a chance he will also grow out of his fame since these things usually have a life-expectancy.
Guy1: Justin Bieber has no penis.
Guy2: ...Right, I thought this gathering was about thinking up ways to end world hunger.
Girl1: Omg, I hate that girl-woman Bieber. He is setting such a bad example for America.
Girl2: Because we should definitely be blaming some kid instead of say, the parents raising America.
Guy: He can't sing and he's a fucking loser.
Girl: Are you sure that's why you hate him and it's not because you actually just like me without realizing it and I, like many, many teeny-boppy girls, have many posters of him, especially next to the stack of Twilight books by my bedside table?
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18 year old, Canadian male singer, that got his big break by posting videos of him singing and playing guitar on Youtube. Was wanted by both famous singers Justin Timberlake and Usher. Was signed to Usher and his label in late 2008.
Has had three platinum albums, 3 Grammy nominations, a world tour, best selling book, sold out the iconic Madison Square Garden in 22 minutes, blockbuster movie, best selling fragrance, has some of the largest fans in the world, has worked with Chris Brown, Ludacris, Boyz II Men, Drake, Mike Posner, Lil Wayne, Stevie Wonder, Usher, The Band Perry, etc.
Has had the celebrity girlfriends of Jasmine Villegas and Selena Gomez. Is hated by people that don't get Selena Gomez' vagina every night.
And...he's only 18.
Hater: Justin Bieber is a talentless fag and has no fans.
Fan of his music: I can't hear you over the Grammy nominations.
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a kid who probably wishes sometimes that he could be just like the rest of us, unfamous and normal. all haters already know theyre jealous of him deep down in their hearts, so i wont even go there. i dont love bieber, but i dont hate him either, because i have no reason to, and nobody else does either.
justin bieber has been going strong for a few years and hasnt washed up yet like everyone has predicted.
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The act of a female (or occasionaly a male) going fuk wild over justin bieber. It is pretty much the equivalance of a guy getting a boner for some hot chick.
Girl- uhhh justin bieber is so smexy, i wanna touch him and listen to him sing, ever though hes probably homosexual!
Guy- shut the hell up! i dont care if u have bieber fever as long as u keep it in your pants!
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To leave a broken piece of computer equipment unmarked sitting on the shelf in need of repairs that his co-workers must deal with
This computer has been bieberized
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