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taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.
Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...
Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p
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Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..
That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.
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The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.
"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."
To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.
Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.
A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin