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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 20, 2009


booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch.

dude, you're a booger swaggler! i know for a fact she was a booger snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011


Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024


sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013


ASS BOOGER

A LITTLE TURD STUCK IN YOUR BUTT

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER

by September 24, 2020


The White Booger

The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.

John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!

by Pickles84 December 11, 2016


Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 14, 2012