A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.
"Dude we're out of weed"
"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."
The remains of an explosive shit left on the inside of the toilet
Jake walked into the bathroom and noticed the bowl buckshot left by his soon to be ex-girlfriend Kelly.
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT THE PROJECTORS GO DOWN AND THE LAZERS TURN ON AND YOU BOWL WITH YOUR NIGGAS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITH MUSIC VIDEOS ON DEM PROJECTORS AND BLACK LIGHTS WITH AS MANY GAMES AS YOU WANT $11 WHATS GOOD NIGGAS? LETS GO
"AYE NIGGA CYBER BOWL?"
"HELL YA"
when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl
Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"
When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.
I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!
When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.
After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.
when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
13👍 7👎