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An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
An alternate name for condoms.
“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.
One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.
"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."
A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.
The outcome of that last shot of whiskey
Whiskey bullet;
Prolly shouldnt take that one clare, looks like the bullet....
when you're going to myspace to post a bulletin about something that just happened
guy: i used to be really stupid, lol
girl: ?
guy: not that im exactly stephen hawking now
girl: LMAO
girl: oh my fucking god
girl: hahaha
guy: but i used to be really stupid
guy: lol
girl: i just imagined you as stephen hawking
girl: hold on
girl: myspace bulleting