Not worthy of existence. Has lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.
“You have done nothing all week, you are useless, you are CAMP JACK”
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack
Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
a summer day camp in Livingston, New Jersey
Camp Horizons is the camp of choice.
A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
a place to meet your forever bestfriends but it’s a jewish camp so you need a beard and a yomika. everyone dates eachother and you have the best summer ever
sue: what are you doing this summer?
lil: going to camp friedberg
When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good
Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
Brandon Camp is one of the fruitiest boys youll ever done do see