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the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank
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A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.
Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.
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When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.
Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning
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The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
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Having a wild time on your 40th birthday
Woah man, I’m seriously going to be ripping up the carpet
To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.