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the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank
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A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.
Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.
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When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.
Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning
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The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
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Having a wild time on your 40th birthday
Woah man, I’m seriously going to be ripping up the carpet
To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.
“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy
“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.