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When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...
Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty
The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.
We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!
A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩
1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.
When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens
holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!
A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
its carrot dresser time