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In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.
my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios
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You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.
"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"
-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.
a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.
woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.
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An all-boys college preparatory Catholic high school located in the Belmont-Cragin neighborhood on the northwest side of Chicago, Illinois.
Parents of this school like to sit with underage children.
Brandon Adorno, number 24 on Saint Patrick’s High School (Chicago) Basketball Team, mommy likes to talk with underage children and flip them off.
An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph.
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:
my heart is on my sleeve
wear it like a bruise or blackeye
my badge, my witness
that means that i believed
every single lie you said
cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you
but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house
she took me down and said:
"boys like you are overrated. so save your breath."
loaded words and loaded friends
are loaded guns to our heads
cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you
but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house
you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever
and there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again
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Masturbating while wearing a condom.
My parents went out for the night so i stole a condom from my dad and pulled off a Chicago Sunroof.
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n. - Receiving fellatio while excreting a huge
pile of steaming shit. But be careful! Afterall, we all know that while one
is excreting, one is tempted to urinate after the drop of the first loaf.
She likes the hot carl "old chicago style".
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