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christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon

le christopher zackery likes le tyler

by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd January 19, 2018


Christopher Quick

Cum

I’m gonna Christopher Quick

by Cum6969 September 25, 2022


St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021


Christopher braxen

Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.

Christopher braxen is the greatest rapper

by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021


christopher kelly

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.

That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly

by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017


Christopher mittel

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine

Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away

by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021


Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 06, 2022