Clam Slam

1. (v.) When one female prevents another female from scoring on a professional and/or personal level.

2. (v.) Female equivalent of cock block.

Synonyms: Twat swat; clam dam; clam jam (not to be mistaken for rag).

I was just about to close the deal when she cut in, cut me off and clam slammed me so hard I got whiplash. So...I punched her in the vag.

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Clam Bake

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.

The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"

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Clam

The name of radical social-politics organisation also known as College lesbians against monster corporations

My girlfriend dosen't give me to fuck her twat 'cause she's the leader of CLAM in our town.

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Albino Clam

When the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates onto the female's pubic hair and then uses his penis to distribute the semen evenly.

"Dude, she didn't shave so I had to Albino Clam her so she knew better than to let that shit grow."

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clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

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clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

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Clam breather

a blow job with a twist..... the person giving the head has a mouth full of egg salad.

Aw man my girl got kinky last night. She gave me a clam breather, extra paprika.

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