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Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation
to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*
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Verb.
Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.
Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?
When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
White man with a black penis.
Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.
Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.
Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."
When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.
Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.