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When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.
1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
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Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.
"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"
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The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!
Mary: Well fuck your couch!
Cynnamon: .... What?
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The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.
Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.
Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama
After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.