Eighth-cousin-ten-times-removed (8C10R).
My eighth-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.
A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.
Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?
Your female cousin whom you are so close with that your relationship reminds you of a loving pair of sisters.
That’s not just my cousin. That is my sister-cousin.
A person who flirts with two people that are cousins
He is a cousin hopper
The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My first co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.
Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)
Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.