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When Russia even with its much publicized home-made, half-baked vaccine, Sputnik V, named after the first satellite in space, is registering new heights in corona infections and deaths—both local critics and aliens are 99.99% certain that Putin & Co. are downplaying and falsifying coronavirus figures.
With underfunded hospitals and shortage of medicines, and with a corrupt dictatorship that is notorious for serially lying to its people, is it surprising that Russia is presently experiencing a Covid-🇷🇺 crisis?
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When the island paradise of Mauritius wished the coronavirus would go the way of the dodo, so that it could welcome back the tourists (and new tax fugitives) to revive its half-dead economy.
How long would the Dodo Island, which hopes that generous China would freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size, have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
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A DUMB PERSON DECIDED TO EAT A BAT NOW WE HAVE TO WEAR MASKS THAT WE CANT BREATH IN
THAT ASSHOLE ATE A BAT NOW HE HAS COVID 19
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When Catholic priests in the Philippines, who link Covid-19 with the devil’s work, are using exorcism to fight the coronavirus, by using a cross, holy water, and holy salt as their deadly spiritual weapons.
Due to Covid-🇵🇭, besides conducting services for families whose loved ones had died of Covid-19, priests are risking their lives by going around exorcizing funeral homes, with some of them even telling families to refrain from being inoculated because some approved vaccines were produced from aborted fetuses.
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COVID-19 was a disease in early 2019 and throughout 2020 that killed hundreds of thousands of people. The CO stands for Corona, the VI stands for virus, the D stands for disease, and the 19 stands for 2019. The virus was released by China as a bio weapon to weaken the world economies. The virus was also used by the Democratic Party as a political weapon.
Back in ‘20, we were in quarantine because of Corona virus, also known as COVID-19.
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The world’s most corona-unfriendly nation with allegedly zero infected cases, because it has completely closed its borders to all aliens, and Dictator-Murderer Kim had ordered that any foreign enemy who tried to cross over to infect the reclusive and starving nation would be shot dead.
With zero infections and deaths, the world’s most isolated and repressive nation prided itself for containing the coronavirus pandemic successfully thanks to draconian Covid-🇰🇵 measures.
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When India continues to break new world records in its daily rise in corona cases and deaths, with its hospitals running out of beds and medical oxygen, thanks to its inept and corrupt right-wing government, which allowed religious festivals and political rallies to be held, which became superspreader events, in the midst of the apocalyptic health situation plaguing the nation.
Just when the world thought that no head of state could match ex-President Trump’s failure in containing the pandemic crisis, Prime Minister Narendra Modi could prove everyone wrong by his serial mishandling of Covid-🇮🇳.
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