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crystal velazquez

She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.

I can’t belive Crystal Velazquez is that amazing.

by Bsalaz February 13, 2018


Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 3, 2022


crystal chen

Crystal Chen is a girl who is extremely down bad and probably a stalker on the low. Crystal Chen is always shaking of fear of being cancelled and gets her phone taken away at 10pm.

Crystal Chen is getting her phone taken away by Kelly Chen

by leeheeseung November 21, 2021


Crystal Kawichi

A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy

Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."

Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"

by C.O.K.3271 December 23, 2017


Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021


Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018


happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019