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A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.
Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.
A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
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The extremely talented guitarist from Pink Floyd, who is often overlooked despite his awesome playing. Some of his best works can be heard in the songs "Comfortably Numb", "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", "Dogs", and "Echoes". His style of playing isn't as fast as some of the other guitar greats but he is one of the most passionate players, as can be seen at live concerts.
David Gilmour's guitar solo in "Dogs" is awesome.
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A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.
Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."
"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
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Un hombre muy bonito. David Gim es muy guapo y tiene las nalgas bonitas. Tiene un pene muy largo y una propina muy alta. Todos necesitan David Gim. David Gim tiene muchas mujeres.
Yo quiero tener el sexo con David Gim.
Heir to the immense Rockefeller family fortune, David Rockefeller is a psychopathic old man who wants to reduce the world's population. He's the man behind both Zbigniew Brzezinski and Henry Kissinger, two mass murderers, and uses him money to fund China's one child policy. In his earlier days he used to meet with people like Saddam Hussein, but now he lets others do that for him. His family is responsible for the rise of eugenics, by funding Nazi scientists. Nowadays he continues his families heritage by going to the Bilderberg meetings every year, where he determines the coarse of the planet for the following year, together with other influential people, like the Rothschild and Warburg families, Royal families of Europe, and the heads of the biggest banks and oil companies.
Wow, I just went to UD, and found out about this evil man, called David Rockefeller.
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A very talented animator out out of Britain. Works include the cult phenomenton, "salad fingers" as well as the controversial "milkman." You may also know him from his newest series, "spoilsbury toast boy."
Have you seen David Firth's brilliant new animation?
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