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The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.
Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.
When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night
I've finally awaken from dick coma.
a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon
yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!
A nickname given to a person who is to much of a wanker for one dick. Multiple dickhead. Often fucks everything he touches and is basically an all round cock.
Mate: " That guys a total wanker"
Mate 2" We just call him six dicks"
The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever
Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video
when you jack off so much you lose all the feeling in your dick.
When having the opportunity to go balls deep you will be limp as fuck because you got numb dick.
In hodgetwin video titled " Porn can ruin your life"
"you squeezed the fuck out that bitch , your damn mushroom tip is numb as fuck, you aint gonna feel shit because your'e use to your hand man.. and you squeezing the fuck out that bitch with some lube and shit.. trust me man id dun have numb dick before man, that what you got , you got numb dick"- Hodgetwins
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i was fucking john last night and he had a sawyers dick
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