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My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.
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A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.
I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison
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A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.
Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her
Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home
Travis: Damn I feel shit faced
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The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.
If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!
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Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.
"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"
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having fun, but not really getting anything done
*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'
what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.
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A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.
Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.
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