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The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!
How Dirty Earl is that?
A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.
Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.
Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away
You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her
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A dirty Ricky is when you fuck your best friends sister or brother on a regular basis and your best friend never figures it out.
She's been my dirty ricky for 5 years.
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Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.
After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.
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