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when your getting too lit and you humped yo guitar dry and you need to dip it in da bbq sauce for moisture in fashion of Staind's mike mushok
damn! mike got so lit yesterday he might have dipping disorder type Mushok!
Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.
Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.
Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UK’s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.
I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.
An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.
She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.
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When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."
Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."
John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.
I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!