The hidden option to act like a weirdo
Boy: fadoodle my doodle baby :)
Man: um, EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-
And then the boy was never seen again~
An early-morning fart that is so loud and/or odiferous that it wakes everybody up.
I saw a short YouTube video about failed "as seen on TV" products which stated that the much-hyped activated-charcoal mattress-pads were not really all that effective at absorbing odors from a person's whoopee-doodle-doos, but then elsewhere I saw testimonials that glowingly-praised the performance of fart-absorbing underwear, so I dunno what to think.
Shoot Doodles is something you say instead of a bad word. It should make the people around you laugh.
You drop something on your toe
You: Shoot doodles!
Everyone: Hahaha
When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo
What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo
When Jordan is just too much to handle.
Jordan is being such a dinkey doodle.
Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.
*calls*
Them: how are you?
Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!