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When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
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A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.
Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.
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Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery
George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.
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In any modern warfare game (Ex. Medal of Honor, Call of Duty) in which a person aims a sniper before going into full view and firing making it a one-hit kill weapon in close range. Many people get pissed off by it, saying its unrealistic etc. So the the new word for quick scoping haters can call it douche-scoping.
Guy 1: Dude theres only one guy left, and he only has a sniper, I got this guy.
Guy 2 quickscopes.
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING DOUCHE-SCOPING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Or
Guy 1 aims down his sniper sights.
Guy 2 sees guy 1 and tries to quickscope and misses, guy 1 kills guy 2 while aimind down the sights.
Guy 1: Hahaha, fucking douche-scoper.
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Mocking title given to Donald John Trump based on the honorific term for Italian Fascist Dictator Benito Mussolini, Il Duce, the Leader. Title emphasizes how big a douche bag, or merely a douche, the GOP dictator wannabe President actually is.
Jesus, Il Douche sure lives on to his title on a daily basis.
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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
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The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.
Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face
Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's
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