Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.

"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk

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drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

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Rob Drunk

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.

"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."

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i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

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e-drunk

typing while intoxicated without fixing multiple errors even though the author knows they are messed up

"im gonna be home thyis weekend htougha"
"dnt ethn necut weekend forr breeak"

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Vern-Drunk

When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.

"Man, I was so Vern-Drunk last night that i banged a crack-smoking hooker and now i've got herpes!"

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Love Drunk

Boys Like Girls' second album, released September 8th 2009.

Donna: Oh my gosh, I can't wait until Love Drunk comes out!

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