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noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......
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A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)
<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No
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Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.
Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.
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A person with boss or multiple lazy eyes.
And just happens to be a complete cunt too!
Look at me when I'm talking to you - you Chewey Eyed Cunt!
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A highly insulting word. A word used by an uncle to his niece or nephew after they have got an injury in or with there eye. The child does not understand what this uncle is saying. Yolke has another definition as for hillbilly or culchie. There uncle is a rude person!
Gway from me ya one eyed yokle
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A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
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Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
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