(function: noun)
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.
The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.
When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.
Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.
Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.
I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.
Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.
Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?
Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.
Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!