father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

Father

Something that you don't have

Guy 1: Hey babe are you from Tene-
Girl 1: F-fuck you senpai~
Guy 2: You have no father Guy 1
Guy 1: More like Gay 1 because I'm gay for you
Guy 2: Me too let's kiss

Father

Something that has left you or raped your mom.

i love you father.

Father

Father man is man that is born and made father of child

Father is my friends dad

Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.