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sarcastic coughing fit

When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.

1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*

by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010

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Fit Funny Ledge

A grea person funny, very ft, andjust a pure legend ;)

wow your such a fit funny ledge!

by oolla October 22, 2009

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The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 30, 2018

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Basic Bitch Fit

a tantrum thrown when a white chick "can't even"

Ashley threw a basic bitch fit when she drove all the way to Starbucks only to find out that they no longer served pumpkin spice lattes.

by Emilypw464 November 11, 2015

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Proper fit

8 out of 10. When something is really good but not quite perfect.

That movie was proper fit.

by InsultsGalore April 6, 2019

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proper fit

n. A slang term; a female that is relatively attractive but not considered "hot". Usually ranked about a 7 or 8 on a hottness scale of 1-10.

Bro 1: "Bro, look at that plus size model over there. She's pretty."
Bro 2: "Yeah, she's a proper fit."

by theIsh December 20, 2013

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Fucking Fit Thursday

Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.

Dude. It's Fucking Fit Thursday!

by I Use Steroids October 15, 2010

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