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zoe flex

Bad to the bone, Makes money and shows off, Being A Alex

The guy that just walked in is Zoe Flex

by Zoe Flex December 21, 2016


Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 4, 2022


Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021


sick flex

"sick flex" is a reference to two pop culture points of interest. "sick" refers to the mid charting hit "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed that broke the Billboard top 20 in 2007. "flex" is an homage to the late Billy Mays due to his relentless pontificating on the water-resistant properties of the made-for-tv product Flex-Seal. In essence, you are both down and sticky, a condition we refer to as "Peter Northed".

You got your hands on a 3070 RTX? Sick flex bro!

by Indexfossil May 6, 2021


Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat

Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex

by Harryharold August 30, 2019


half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.

Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .

by DRANGO May 8, 2017


flexing 90s

When you are flexing 90s in fortnite you are building

Hi wanna meet?
No I’m flexing 90s

by UwU187 September 13, 2022