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The overwhelming weight gain in pigeons outside the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC due to the crazy amount of dieting the fashionista students do.
I was sitting in my office and saw an obese pigeon land on the ledge. He must have a case of FIT Bird Flu bad!
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believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner
-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes
The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.
Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.
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A vape or nicotine device often referred to as a Flu Flam
Yo Rob let me rip the “Flu Flam”
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A zombie killed by virus called H1N1
Did you see that Undead Swine Flu Victim?
Yeah, poor guy
A descriptive term used to reference a person under the influence of marijuana. One of the symptoms of this popular drug is red squinted eyes. The squinting of the eyes creates slanted eye look. So chink a negative slang word used when referencing someone of asian decent is descriptive of the appearance of the eyes. An additional symptom is lethargy, slow moving pace when high on marijuana, or flu like behavior.
Hey boss...dis real nigga shit got you straight up trippin wit da chink eyed flu.
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The post-festival illness which results from both an excess and deprivation of everything.
“Hey man, how was the festival?”
“It was mind-blowingly magical dude, but my throat is raspy, my nose flip-flops between clogged and runny, i’m so tired I could sleep for days and my body aches like it’s been hit by a truck. I think I’ve got Playa Plague Wook Flu “.
“Yep, that’s Wook Flu alright. Always the benchmark of a good time.”
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Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.
Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.
Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
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