the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors

A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.

One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.

Church of nice Bishops

Catholics who care more about other people's feeling then souls.

Most Catholics who are in hell are from the Church of nice Bishops.

McLean Bible Church

the largest non-lethal cult in the known world(as of yet, im still waiting) something like 10,000 culteeers go there each sunday to be sodomized on mass scale.

d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?

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City Harvest Church

A terrorization group that

1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money

Did you hear about city harvest church? They did 100million dollars!

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mclean bible church

If this isnt a cult then why do they try to convert everyone and have starbucks, arcade and huge parkinglot to get people to come. The people who go there are very opinionated and wont take anything you say into consideration tho they may pretend to listen. Ive seen peop-le change alot after they go there, they display the same behavior as in someone who is hipnotized or brainwashed

My close friend went to mclean bible church and i proved a part of christianity wrong with intelligent argumment and he got frustrated and strangeled me because he was helpless.

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LA Church of Christ

A cult that typically operates on college campuses. High-pressure, groupthink mentality- and don't even think about leaving the church unless you want to be harassed and told you are going to hell.

"Do you want to come to an LA Church of Christ bible study?"

"Fuck no!"

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church-ray vision

The ability to access religious data about a person just by making eye contact.

Whenever I wonder where I should do my missionary work I just use my church-ray vision and stare people down.

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