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Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)
The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.
Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench
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A French Dawson is a grainy, sweaty, prebubescent upper lip tache that kids grow to make themselves look older and tougher but in factuality make themselves look like a dirty sanchez
OMGBBQ Jimmy Bob Fenton has the dirtiest French Dawson I have ever seen....what is that skid thinking
Wow that kid has a huge French Dawson the whiskers are like an inch apart
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Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."
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French kissing is somewhat like making out...
My friend Emma/Nikki is awesome and wants to know what french kissing is :-D
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Material for some quite successful and amusing jokes
"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."
Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.
A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
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when you date a french girl with a glass eye have her suck your dick and rite when your about to cum u pop out the eye and jizz in the eye socket. Then put the eye back in.
Last night i gave your mom a french nasty...so ask her for an example.
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An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.
I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!
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