front your ass a play

To provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.

Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"

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fronting my pee pee

Adjusting ones junk to a more forward position.

Person 1: What are you doing with your hands down your pants?
Person 2 (young): I'm fronting my pee pee.

Two Passengers Up Front

A woman with nice big boobs.

She has Two Passengers Up Front.

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not so quiet on the western front

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.

GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.

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Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"

Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.

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Chutney the Front Door Burger

A special burger that comes with mango chutney

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"

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Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

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