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The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
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An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
A kung fu master who won't shoulder the responsibility of all the gullible things he did.
Always think that others are teasing him
Fu jian he. A slick chink
"You did you see that fu jian he?"
"Yes damn i wish i was him".
When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!
When one wants and or needs a ride but the option is to go with your and others feet : hense f ; equals feet and Uber a way in which to get where you need to be with only the feet.
She didn’t have any dollars , car or license and had to fu-Uber her way home via her and a companions feet. AKA : WALKING
Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"