Friday Night Fuckin'

you spelled Friday night funkin wrong dim wit

if you actually spelled Friday Night Fuckin' this way then you are a degenerate

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Now we're fuckin' the right goat!

used as an interjection when an important correction or redirection is made.

Alston- "Finally, we found the right road on the map guys"
Will- "Now we're fuckin' the right goat!"

shit oh fuckin dear

An expression of extreme dismay, or shock

Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."

Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"

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mind like a fuckin’ steel trap

A gritty phrase describing a person who has an unfailing and perfect memory.

Well yes, it appears that the talented wordsmith, Dr Bunnygirl, has a mind like a fuckin’ steel trap!

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"

Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

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hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome

1. Blow-your-mind awesome
2. the stuff of your dreams
3. better than anything you've ever seen

despite its setbacks, the death penalty "remains hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"

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