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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023


Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 21, 2023


Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 1, 2022


gooch jk

is most commonly know as the definition of:
Gay of all gays,Fairy,Flamer,man-woman,turd Burglar,Stool Pusher, Dyke,Homo ,Queer,Fruit,Swish,Butt Boy!brownie bandit.
and also the gooch:
skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute.
noob guitarists have verrrryyyy sweaty goochs!

Gooch jk I think you need to get deodorant for your gooch, it always sweats profusley,

by ch555 November 15, 2009


Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.

"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."

by nobangu November 29, 2024


Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks

Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already

by The Electrical General December 5, 2020


Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008