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Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.
type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee
Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes
On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"
The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
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Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
âI needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazingâ
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John: âDude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?â
Ricky: âHell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoricâ
When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck itâs blacked out body.
Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning
One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappearedâit lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.
I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning
The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. đđź One minute, youâre gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, youâve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. đâš
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Stationâs outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in VĂ€stra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. đđ
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com đ„
Remember: Youâre not just gooning in Malmö, youâre becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. đâ
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''