granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

Granny drain

(drain the granny out of it)

It means getting every last bit.

Bitch, come granny drain My dick!!

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

wannabe granny

viherissä oleva vammaisluokkalainen joka haluaisi olla mummo, mutta on vasta seiskaluokkalainen :/ näyttää tosiaan aika paljon mummolta lol

lol kato tuol on se wannabe granny :--D